Chapter 5

It is getting scary!

I have been following the Insect Facilitator!

He has been meeting every powerful player in American Animauxland! Including my newest suspect: Mrs. Romney Cockroach!

Mr. Fox

The Industrious Bees

Clinton Donkey

General Army Ant

The Heritage Cartel & Turkeys for Prosperity

Hillary Lioness

The Koch Brothers

The Military Industrial Complex Crocodiles

Murdoch Lion

Prof. Dog

Pussy Cat

The Retired Dog

The Rich Elite

Speaker Ryan Warbler

Wall Street Toad

Newt Cockatoo

Old Pelley Dog

Wall Street Banking Lizards

Trump Peacock of course! But Joe Rook failed to trick the Insect into boasting of his plans

And I could not fool him into blabbing to me either!
That slimy Insect knew I was wired to Assange Parrot!

Newt Cockatoo

And he has been playing hide and seek with me too! Mr Fox

To snare that green creeper Fox you will need a total nonentity to trick him into boasting of his monomania! Someone he will despise utterly. He does not quite despise me enough! And he is cunning enough to fear you — if only because of your evil twin!

Newt Cockatoo

Meanwhile American Animauxland is being invaded from within!

Fight Back! Eat the Humans!

Trump Peacock

But that is so politically incorrect!

Politically Correct Dog

Eat them or they will eat us!

Trump Peacock

Our nation is being stolen from us!

Grumpy King Parrot

We need to fight back!

Mr. Fox

How?

Grumpy King Parrot

Anyway we can!

Mr. Fox

Breitbart Boar reports the terrible truth! American Animauxland is being betrayed!

To the New World Order!

Wall Street Hippo

I am fighting!

Newt Cockatoo

Help us!

The rich Animauxland Elite
I am retired!

Old Retired Dog

But you are now the rich elite club just like us!

The rich Animauxland Elite
No! I am the member of the ME Club!
The ME Club has an exclusive membership! ME!

Retired Dog

Where is Saint Bernie The Miracle White Blackbird to save us!

Why aren’t you saving us?

Bernie supporters

I was always a fake miracle! There is no such thing as a white blackbird or a honest politician!

Bernie the fake miracle

Don’t you love chaos as the hypocrites are exposed!

Newt Cockatoo

I am so disillusioned! Can I really vote for Trump Peacock?

Dearie Dove

I am so disillusioned I might as well vote for Trump Peacock!

Miss ‘Feel the Bern’ Thrush

I feel the country is going in the wrong direction! But dare we risk change? Change sounds so —- well — life changing!

Frumpy Cat

We are being invaded by 9 million Humans and 70 million Insects Frumpy! What else can possibly go wrong?

Sharpy Sea Gull

Oh! There goes a suicide bomber!
Well! I am going to eat him!

Sharpy Sea Gull

Oh no!

Frumpy Cat

Gulp!

Sharpy Sea Gull

You ate a suicide bomber!

Frumpy Cat

A bit tough but palpable!

Sharpy Sea Gull

We will conquer the world!

The Obviously Superior Warrior

Why are you comparing that super species to me? Are you being ironic? Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog

Can you blame me? You gave total immunity to Hillary Lioness’ cronies!

Mr. Fox

But who is the fiendish mastermind of the destruction of American Animauxland?
I have often seen her hovering around Hillary Lioness as if her shadow!

Mr. Fox

I would offer you a moral but there is no moral!

The Old Retired Dog

I need an ally!

Mr. Fox

Were you bought my dear psychopathic Dog?

Mr. Fox

Ex- sycophantic Dog!

Mrs Romney Cockroach is the real psychopath! She is brains behind this nightmare!

Old Retired Dog

Romney Cockroach is just her dupe!

So we meet at last eh Mrs. Huma McBeth Romney!

Mr. Fox

I bet you thought it was Hillary Lioness! No! It was me all along! Me! Huma McBeth Romney!

Only I have the real brains to pull off this brilliance! The conquest of American Animauxland by the Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive! All without firing a shot! A legal coup as it were! Through my deluded puppets! Thanks to corrupt American Animaux democracy at work!

Admit it! I am a genius!

Huma McBeth Romney

We women are always the real nefarious brains behind any mad quest to conquer the world!

Huma McBeth Romney

And it is too late for you to stop me!

Huma McBeth Romney

And I know you are not wired! So don’t bother with Assange Parrot!

Huma McBeth Romney

Sorry Assange! Romney Cockroach ate the wire!

Mr. Fox

Drat!

Assange Parrot

It is election day! The End is coming! Be afraid! Be very, very afraid!

I can’t decide who to vote for!

Anna Bluebird

I am genuinely afraid!

Prof Dog

It is election day! We are being invaded by 10 million Humans! We are being conquered by 100 million Insects! And we have to pick between the two worst candidates in history! Oh wait! Isn’t there an alternative candidate running…..

The Dumbo Party goes to the polls

The patriotic Animaux fill the polling places! If only their candidates were worthy of them!

Good voters and bad voters
But who are the good voters voting for and who are the bad voters voting for?

I am voting for Erdogan!

Terrorist Insect

But he is not on the ballot!

Mrs. Duck

But he will be by tonight!

Terrorist Insect

Democracy, freedom, rule of law, for us these words have absolutely no value any longer!

Caliph Erdogan Insect

I am so afraid Hillary Lioness will be defeated!

Biddy Bird

Does it matter that the Clinton Foundation gives between 10 & 15% to genuine charity and kept the rest for ‘expenses’?

Prof Dog

It is the end of the world!

Biddy Bird

I am announcing the end of the world!

Messenger Cat

I am also announcing the end of the world!

Messenger Stork

The day after the election I will either be president or else I will be dead!

Pussy Cat

Play away my pets! You have no idea what tomorrow will bring! Either way be afraid! Be very, very afraid!

Grandmother Pussy Cat

No one has a right to exist besides me!

Hillary Lioness

Sometimes you even scare me!

Clinton Donkey

The Insects offered me a bribe to take the fall! What should I do? Risk all or sell out — if only to save my life!

Pussy Cat

Hold on Pussy!

Milo the Fabulously Flamboyant Cat

You don’t have a right to exist you [insert insult here] basket of deplorables!

Hillary Lioness

Well! That makes me feel even more depressed!

Your mastery of moralistic mud slinging with just that perfect note of snooty superiority garnished with that pinch of middle age female hysteria touched with early dementia is truly…… well….. being a genteel cat I won’t use the word but it rhymes with Witch!

Pussy Cat

Half of Trump Peacock’s supporters are a basket of deplorables!

The other half are alienated & betrayed blue collar voters who suspect quite rightly that the Establishment has sold them out! Well! Surprise! Surprise you little people! You have been sold out! We don’t give a hang about you!

Hillary Lioness

Sometimes you even scare me Hillary!

Clinton Donkey

The Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive? This book sounds positively Borg to me! Prepare to be absorbed or else exterminated!

Mr. Fox

Another election & I am ignored!

Gore Bear

What! You again!

Hillary Lioness

I am a hunting dog Madame. I never stop until I run my quarry to ground. Running out the clock won’t stop me!

Gowdy Hunting Dog

I am a lioness! I eat prey!

Hillary Lioness

You won’t eat me!

Gowdy Hunting Dog

Remember what happened to Vince Foster! Two bullets!

Hillary Lioness

And someone shut up that damn parrot Assange! That parrot repeats everything everyone says!

Hillary Lioness

That is what parrots do! That is what parrots do! Repeat things! Like an October Surprise!

Assange Parrot

88 military generals support me!

Trump Peacock

94 military generals support me!

Hillary Lioness

Yes Your Dictatorship!

General Pepe

The Alt Right Pepe Trolls are conspiring with Putin to foil my election!

Hillary Lioness

In your deluded tin foil covered head lady!

Pepe

You are using us as scapegoats!

Pepe

We will fight!

Pepe

We are marching to get you!

Pepe’s army

Round up the Pepes and jail them!

Hillary Lioness

Run for it Pepes!

The Hare to the Pepes

Fight!

Pepe

We are running out of jail cells for Pepes and Super Predator mice!

Drat these [insert insult here] Pepes! This basket of deplorables is the incarnation of all things evil!

Hillary Lioness

You are insulting people you despise Hillary Lioness! You don’t know who we are!

Pepe The Basket of Deplorables

Trump is fighting for me after you sold me out!

Pepe The Voter Not Voting For You

I am the Alt Right who is all right & you are a tin foil nutter!

Am All Right Pepe

I am the Alt Right & a proud basket of deplorables!

Pepe The Alternative Right to the Bull#%@ Regressive Left

The alternative of the right are you leftie baby boomer dinosaurs!

Pepe The New Generation

Guess what! We are about to outnumber you! Every time you open your mouth you drive more recruits to our counter culture & counter cause! Your war on free media & free Pepes will be defeated!

The Pepe Freedom Movement

Et Tu Hillary? You are a tyrant!You are Big Brother!

The Ides of Pepe

Your Regressive Left has been exposed for what it is! Corrupt! You and your party sold out! Remember three words as we lock you up! Reddit! Stonetear! Criminal Intent!

Pepe Justice Warrior

Opps! Make that four words!

We Pepes are found over the world! Europe! France! England! We are everywhere! And we are rising up to overthrow the Regressive Left tyranny, lunacy, and corruption!

Pepe International

This election is Pepe vs Morloch! You!

Born Again Pepe

PS: I don’t know what KEK means or what your gaggle means by their emails about Moloch but I am not an aging Baby Boomer Normie turned born again Pepe! I am totally green!

OK! I am an aging Baby Boomer turned born again Pepe! But I really am totally green!

You attacked us Pepes first!

Grandville Pepe

We Pepes are watching every move you make! And unlike the muzzled media we will expose you!

Youtube Pepe

Yes your Dictatorship!How many enemies do you want me to kill today?

General Pepe

I sing to piss off the Divine Slavery which has buried music & plots to bury Western Civilization!

Pepe Mozart

I happen to be a thoughtful ex-liberal. Your party abandoned me! Not visa versa!Pepe

Mr. Pepe

Trump is a pal. You are a cold hearted B#%@&

Pepe Trumper

I feel as if I am slowly being boiled alive by your Regressive Left SJW fanaticism ! When is even waving my nation’s flag suddenly micro aggression? Next just being a male Animaux will be a micro aggression! Oh wait! Just being a male Animaux is a micro aggression!

Pepe The Male Animaux

Don’t meme on me & don’t tread on me!

Pepe The Meme of Freedom

Trump was for me before you pretended to be for me!

Blue Collar Pepe

I am just scared of what the world is turning into because of your policies!

Scared Pepe

I am a Millennial Pepe!

Millennial Pepe

I am a disillusioned Baby Boomer Mom!

Pepe The Baby Boomer

I am embarrassed to confess to my friends that I support Trump!

Secret Pepe

I think I am a good person and not a basket of deplorables!

Pepe

Most young people once they leave the brainwashing universities realize they have been lied to. Then they become Independents or Libertarians or Identitarians. Your parties are obsolete! You are obsolete! You are the past! We are the future!

Hipster Pepe

I am just an ordinary frog. You are not for me! You are for yourself!

Pepe The Frog

I really am a hostile troll! Bahhh your Normie!

Pepe The Slayer Of Normies

I just like posing fun memes!

Pepe The Meme

I am just someone who has escaped your plantation!

The New Pepe

I am a nasty tempered meme! I bet you are hoping I am too young to vote! I will leave you guessing —- until Election Day!

Pepe The Punk

I really am a Neo Nazi!

Or else I am just that Jewish Bernie Troll who trolled your web site with that bogus bull@&% about mythic Neo-Nazi Pepes taking over American memes! And you so totally fell for it! And your media minions so totally fell for it too!

Everyone on Youtube is laughing at you now! We can’t believe you fell for such a trolling piece of bull@&%!

Want to flip a coin to guess what I really am doing to your head right now?

Pepe The Troll

I am a nerd who can’t find a job despite a degree because you championed Indian Green Card nerds invading Silicon Valley to take my job at half my wages!

Nerd Pepe

I am your worst nightmare!

Pepe Super Troll

I am a patriot who loves my country! You are the enemy of my country! So I am your enemy.

Pepe The Patriot

I am a girl! But you don’t represent me after you got that rapist off and laughed about it!

Girly Girl Pepe

Enough is enough!

Pepe With Attitude

Pepe The Rational Alternative to Hillary

I am a sophisticated college educated person who has seen through your fakery!

Mr Pepe

You don’t understand the opposition! It is not right vs left any more! It is us vs you!

You are the Establishment! We are the Counter culture!You are the old old old! We are the so totally new new new! And we are replacing you!

You have outlived your 15 minutes of fame which has turned into 40 years of infamy! Everyone is just so tired of you! Just go away and nag Clinton Donkey into his grave and let us clean up the mess you have left us!

Haven’t you done enough damage to the world and this country?

The New Pepe

There really is a difference between men and women! And there really is a difference between truth and self serving lies!

The Girly Girl Pepe

It was you who woke us Pepes! If we are monsters then the Doctor Frankenstein who created us is the Regressive Left —- and you!

Grandville Pepe Awakens

People are not interchangable! Mere global units to be exploited and then tossed! They are as unique as their locality! They exist in their locality! They cannot be moved about willy nilly! Nor do they want to be! We are not groups for your labels or your identity politics! Each is an unique Pepe!

Hipster Pepe

The West is the best ! And our nation is the best! I don’t want your cultural relativism or your besmirching of my country & my heritage & my ideals! You are tearing down everything I value!

Pepe The Patriot

Greco Roman Judaic Christian values are not inferior to your beloved Insect Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive. They are better!

Pepe Mozart

You are trying to erase our Western Culture! Values! Heritage! Roots! You are trying to erase our identity! You are trying to erase us!

Nerd Pepe

Your cultural Marxism is rotting out individuality, self reliance, self responsibility, self identity, a love of independence, a passion for liberty, the embrace of small government, honest ambition, & self resourcefulness!

Pepe The Freedom Fighter

You loath Common Law which is the bedrock of our Constitution! Your flout our laws with utter contempt! You think you are above the law! Common law means no one is above the law, beyond the law, or outside of the law!

Pepe The Patriot

Why are you bringing in millions of people who don’t believe in the Constitution? ‘Hold displeasure in your heart for all man made laws not of the Divine Sharia’ is NOT what a lover of the Constitution should be saying. But that is what the people you are being into this country are saying.

Secret Pepe

You incarnate the Nanny State! You are Big Brother! You can’t stand defiance! You fear Freedom! You loath Liberty! You are obsessed with controlling us. We can’t and won’t be controlled by you!

Pepe With Attitude

You have gagged the press! You have muzzled Silicon Valley! You would censor the truth & shut down all alternative media! Nowadays speaking the truth is a revolutionary act! Well! Guess what I am doing now! At this very moment! To you!

Pepe The Punk

You are opposed to genuine Capitalism & the Free Market Place! Especially the Free Market Place of free speech & free ideas! But you love the Military Industrial Complex! You are not even a Bernie Socialist! You are just a Corporatism Crony!

Pepe The Justice Warrior

You back cop killers! You side with rioters! You spread wars! You spawn terrorism! You make the world unsafe! Your treaties un-employ us! Your banks torment us! Then you ridicule our angst! A nation is suppose to make me feel safe! A globe is not my nation! A globe does not make me feel safe! Your New World Order is not my friend! And you are not my friend!

Scared Pepe

Globalism is killing us! And your so-called ‘Foundation’s is Globalism Incarnate!

Pepe The Slayer of Normies

You are unraveling social cohesion & destroying our shared identity! You are dissolving everything our nation used to stand for! We are turning us into a zero!

Pepe

Your multi-culturalism is throwing us under the steamroller of the mono-culture of your pet religion! That is even even worse than being boiled alive!

Pepe The Male Animaux

Everyone needs a home! You are giving our home away!

Pepe The Patriot

F#%@ the New World Order!

Pepe The Punk

Your are the generation of ideology! I am the generation of identity!

Pepe The Millennial

A nation is its borders! And a nation protects its people! And a nation puts its own people first.

Pepe The Rational Alternative to Hillary

You are just shopping for our replacements!

Internet Pepe

Your are taking my future away from me to give it to my replacement!

Scared Pepe

I watch Youtube! I know what is happening in Sweden! Germany! Europe! I am worried about my daughter’s safety! Don’t deny it! Don’t say it is the new ‘normal’! I know what is really happening! And now it is starting to happen here!

Pepe The Baby Boomer

What a pathetic old lady you are Hillary Lioness! Don’t you get it? A meme is a meme! It is complex internet joke! We have all been trolling you! You stupid cow!

Pepe The Meme

Shut down the Internet now! It is a basket of deplorables! It doesn’t have a right to exist! Hillary Lioness

Shut down Twitter!

Hillary Lioness

But we have banned all conservatives & black listed everyone who opposes you! Wimper! Wimper!

Shut down Facebook!

Hillary Lioness

But we have sent every offender to BIG BROTHER reeducation camps! Grovel! Grovel!

Shut down Google!

Hillary Lioness

But we have already gamed the search engines to scuttle politically incorrect searches for the truth & deep iced Breitbart Boar & routed all alternative media to digital Siberia! Cringe! Cringe!

Shut down Youtube! Starting with that Red Headed Shrimp Computing Forever!

Hillary Lioness

We Red Heads are fighters!

Computing Forever Red Head Shrimp

We Alternative Free Media Bloggers will never surrender to you or the Regressive Left!

Mr Naked Ape Bunnie

Or Big Brother! No surrender!

Molyneux Bear

And who warned the Pepes!

Hillary Lioness

It was I!

Hannity Hare!

I might just be a Mouse but I will fight too!

Millennial Woes Mouse

We will never surrender to tyranny!

Sargon of Akkad The Wandering Lion

You are a British Lion! At least Blair was a docile sycophantic poodle!

Hillary Lioness

Precisely!

Sargon of Akkad The Wandering Lion

Nor will I surrender!

Styxhenhammer Greyhound

You are just a flaky beta Little New Englander flea bitten dog!

Hillary Lioness

Who can conjure up a heck of a great hex!

And I am the generation who will take power away from you!

Styxhenhammer Greyhound

Me too!

Paul Joseph Watson Lion

Not another damn Brexit Brit! Damn you has-beens!

Hillary Lioness

Speaking as one who will be a has-been!

You are desperate because unless you become president you will be jailed!

Paul Joseph Watson Lion

And don’t underestimate me!

Want a toy donkey which shits?

The Unicorn Doctor of Common Sense

And don’t forget about me!

Black Pigeon Dances
Hey Vox Day Bulldog! Where are you?

Paul Joseph Watson Lion

Here!

Vox Day Bulldog

I will take on the entire Regressive Left & you and still find time to write the headlines for my next edition!

Breitbart Boar

Sorry I was late!

Milo The Fabulously Flamboyant Cat

Here is Drudge & Dave Rubin.

Have we missed anything?

Milo The Fabulously Flamboyant Cat

Mass jailing of Free Speech!

Breitbart Boar

And someone shoot that damn Parrot Assange! He repeats everything everyone says! Hillary Lioness

I repeat everything everyone says! That is what parrots do!

Assange Parrot

And an artistic minion of mine has already created that bastard’s tombstone so now will someone shoot Trump Peacock!

Hillary Lioness

Meanwhile—

—- I have a plan! But it is a dangerous plan!

Mr. Fox

You & I are just about the only people Hillary Lioness has not arrested yet!
Old Grumpy King Parrot is running from Homeland Security Bureau arrest!

Joe Rook

Grumpy King Parrot is running?

Mr. Fox

Tottering …..

Joe Rook

And Trump Peacock is sitting in plain sight in a window of his hotel daring an assassin to shoot him!

Apparently that Bi#%& hired an ‘artist’ to create Trump Peacock’s tombstone as ‘art’ and now she is egging on her unstable supporters to commence taking pot shots! Not that she is ‘inciting’ violence! At least according to the Four Ps! Oh no! Inciting assassination is now called ‘ performance art’!

Joe Rook

Trump Peacock’s strength & weakness is that he is recklessly brave!

Mr. Fox

So what is the plan?

Joe Rook

I don’t want to do this!

Craven Hare

Do you want to save your country?

Mr. Fox

Yes but can cowards be patriots?

Craven Hare

Yes! The very best patriots!

Mr Fox

Now I am meeting the Establishment Elite who met that mysterious Insect Facilitator as decoy while you do the real dangerous job!

Mr. Fox

What did he offer you?

Mr. Fox

The monopoly of the media.

Murdoch Lion

The monopoly of corporations.

The Koch Brothers

The monopoly of power.

Wall Street Toad

The confidence that everything I ever believed in is still true.

Ryan Warbler

The Presidency. Like my big window with a perfect view of assassins?

Trump Peacock

The Presidency of course! Why are you wasting my time?

Hillary Lioness

The monopoly of control.

The Heritage Cartel & Turkeys for Prosperity

The Presidency. What do you see in that mirror?

Romney Cockroach

Clearly not what you see!

Mr. Fox

The monopoly of academic success.

Don’t you understand? The Regressive Left controls academia as brutally as it controls the media! If you defy the Left you are professionally ruined!

Prof. Dog

The restoration of lost trust by the public.

Old Pelley Dog

To no longer be a has-been.

Newt Cockatoo

The monopoly of alternative social media.

Blogger

Immunity from prosecution.

Old Retired Dog

An explanation why everyone is behaving so irrationally.

Prof Vulture

Power to guard our riches.

Wall Street Lizards

Why are we still friends?

The Industrious Beetle

A deal to live.

Pussy Cat

Immunity from prosecution for Hillary so she can die in peace.

Clinton Donkey

Riches beyond the dreams of kings.

The Elite

Profits from eternal war of course!

The Military Industrial Complex
The Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive has been waging war for over 1400 years. This is the ultimate job security! War will never stop until either every Insect is dead or else the entire world is dead! Death comes for us all so why not profit from it?

The Military Industrial Complex

So we meet at last —- Soros!

Mr Fox
Indeed Mr Fox! Excuse me while I check for wires. We must not provide that Parrot with gossip!

Soros The Insect Facilitator

Why? American Animauxland wants to know! Europe wants to know! The World wants to know! Why?

Why are you deliberately conspiring to destroy the entire North West Hemisphere in collusion with the forces of chaos and anarchy?

Mr. Fox

Everyone wants to know! Let’s just say, WW II taught me about evil!

Soros

So we meet again?

Romney Cockroach

You are finished Romney Cockroach! You & your Never Trump Cabal! The Insects! Your wife has busily plotted to put her fronteur on the throne! But that fronteur is not you! It is Hillary Lioness! You are busted!

Mr Fox

If I have become a villain it is because of my wife! I would never have dared to conceive of this evil except for her!

Romney Cockroach

I keeping looking into the mirror to see what others see! All I see is a handsome hero! But I will be remembered only as a Cockroach!

Romney Cockroach

You can use that damn mirror to aim the pistol to your skull! Mr Fox

So one villain down! Another to corner!

Mr. Fox

The strength & weakness of the Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive is that it is a totalitarianism dissembling to be a cult! Peace defined as submission to the Divine Slavery. If the Hive Keeper is not careful the Hive can turn lethal. But behead the brains of the Hive, the Queen, and the entire Hive implodes. I am about to behead the Hive Queen! Huma McBeth Romney!

Mr. Fox

So we meet again?

Huma McBeth Romney

Why waste my time with pretenses that you can stop me?

Huma McBeth Romney

Why is it the Lady McBeths of the world who are the most bloody thirsty & monomaniacal?

Mr. Fox

To wish for power behind my puppets?

Huma McBeth Romney

Romney or Hillary?

Mr. Fox

You know the answer to that question already!

Huma McBeth Romney

Your coup will fail!

Mr Fox

My coup has already succeeded! Trump Peacock is about to be assassinated which will allow Hillary Lioness to declare martial law. Everyone has been arrested. You are the last dangling thread. Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog is outside waiting to arrest you!

Huma McBeth Romney

I might be wired.

Mr. Fox

Please! We always check! You were not wired for Soros or me! You know we check the clever & brave!

Huma McBeth Romney

Exactly! So Soros’ conversation with all of its predictable monomaniacal ranting & raving before an inferior cretin was wired directly to Assange Parrot to stream real time! And is that an open window?

Mr. Fox

What! Impossible!

Huma McBeth Romney

The Craven Hare!
Assange Parrot is blasting it from the rooftops!

Mr. Fox

No! No! Aauuuuuh!

The Late Huma McBeth Romney

Yeap! An open window! Bye!

Mr. Fox

Meanwhile: Both parties suck! I voted Libertarian Identitarian!!!

Joe Rook

Hello Assange Parrot! Broadcasting away I hear!

Joe Rook

We repeat what everyone says! That is what parrots do!

Assange Parrot

So did I! Vote Libertarian Identitarian I mean! Both parties are chicken hawks!

The Vet

I heard that! But I voted Libertarian too! I voted for Pussy Cat precisely because the Millennials need one of their own to be president! They are the age to be cannon fodder! They will be the ones living or dying for our lies & our mistakes! Their voice must be heard! Chicken Hawk.

I voted too! My first & possibly last election! I voted for Pussy Johnson! I feel so Identitarian! And I love their posters!

Miss Giraffe

I voted for the only sane conservative on the ballot! Pussy Cat!

Main Street Toad

So did I!

Grumpy King Parrot

I thought you were on the run — howbeit tottering?

Main Street Toad

I can multitask! Oh! Got to run! Totter!

Grumpy King Parrot

Blow up the election polling places!

General Insect

Gee Boss! We just have to hack the electric polling machines!

Ape Lackey

I just gave a good imitation of Hillary Lioness being a clueless Baby Boomer who is at sea with technology didn’t I?

General Insect

Meanwhile:

You have betrayed American Animauxland!

Gowdy Hunting Dog

I am a coward.

Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog

I am a patriot!

Gowdy Hunting Dog

And I am here to arrest you Senator Gowdy Sir for being a patriot!

Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog

The chattering classes of the elite experts wrap themselves into the verbal chrysalis of their babbling nonsense sure the election has been rigged.

The polling places count the ballots.

Why do I think we actually have no idea who will win?

Pelosi Greyhound

I have the election results!

Raven

Why do I think this news will not be good?

Pug

I am too old to be fooled by this crooked election bull@%&!

Old Widow Crow

The Heritage Cartel & Turkeys for Prosperity has bought the vote!

Sir! Sir! The invasion of Humans has been called off! The 20 million Human gimmegees have left American Animauxland after we revoked the dole & freebies and told them they would actually be required to work! That & eating them of course!

The lazy Lizards of Wall Street lounge in the lush light of their New World Order. But only an ass assumes.

I sincerely thought that I was doing the right thing! I have failed! I have failed my people! My nation! And myself!

Ryan Warbler

But what about the 300 million Insects? Oh well! I suppose I could try to eat them!

Christie Chicken Hawk

I think we Baby Boomers have done too much wreckage! It is time to hand the baton of power over to the young to salvage our messes!

Collins Owl

We Rhinos exiled from the Dumbo Party have voted for Pussy Cat Johnson! Oh well! Back to the wilderness of exile we go!

Rhinos in Exile

I can’t believe I voted for Pussy Cat while on the run!

Mr. Fox

Knock! Knock! I am here to arrest you

Mr. Fox

!

Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog

For what crime?

Mr. Fox

Patriotism!

Homeland Security Bureau Hound Dog

The day after election day you will hang just like your evil twin brother Mr Fox!

Hillary Lioness

I will die a patriot! No wonder Assange Parrot calls you a demon!

Mr. Fox

How many people have you eaten?

Mr. Fox

I am a lioness! Therefore by definition I am a carnivore!

Hillary Lioness

Oh yes! Thanks for sniffing out Huma McBeth Romney for me! It saves me a murder!

Hillary Lioness

Here is an advanced copy of my presidential coronation! Enjoy!

Hillary Lioness

What can I say! This is nauseating!

Mr. Fox

If there is a moral to this tragic tale it is this: The Divine Slavery of the Blessed Hive & its 5th Column Insider Traitors is the old 20th Century fascism before fascism was coined & the new totalitarianism of the 21st Century. The best weapon against it is the ballot box! But it is also a very fragile weapon if people are too cowardly or brainwashed to use it!

Mr. Fox

The Establishment Elite prepare to host the victor —- Hillary Lioness — at a great banquet.

And the winner of the American Animauxland Presidential Election is ——

Me!

Pussy Cat Johnson

Hey! It is possible! See who is about to topple Merkel from her throne!

Well! We did it!

Grumpy King Parrot

We saved American Animauxland!

Breitbart Boar

Yeap!

Grumpy King Parrot

Haven’t we forgotten something?

Breitbart Boar

Eh?

Grumpy King Parrot

Freeing Gowdy Hunting Dog and saving Mr Fox from hanging?

Breitbart Boar

Oh yes!

And of course you want to interview the new prisoner! Hillary Lioness!

Grumpy King Parrot

Well! That too of course! Tomorrow’s headlines!

Breitbart Boar

Too bad Soros escaped…..

Grumpy King Parrot

The End

And remember to check out the prequel of Grandville Animals on Fox Of Propaganda: The Rise & Fall of the Sheeple Party Or How Cruz Auk Shut Down The Government And No One Noticed